Reuters: "My nickname is 'compote.' Why? Because in all dinners there’s a first course, a second, third and then compote for the last course. That’s where I always am."
Okay, maybe that wasn't the greatest joke ever. But this is Moscow, where these days being a stand-up comic like Ivan Garkushko here is a tricky business.
On the one hand, you need to make people laugh. On the other hand, between the war in Ukraine and polarization around President Putin's government, comedians that spoke to Reuters say they need to be more careful than in the past.
Ivan Garkushko: "There's a little censorship. There have been changes in terms of the fact that not everything can be joked about. But it seems like most of the big changes happened only a year and a half ago. Now people are slowly trying to find this red line. And they understand it can be done in a veiled, soft way, and they can continue to joke, including on some social topics."
"On the whole, you can joke about any topic. The important thing is how, so as not to hurt anyone's feelings or create conflicts in the room."
Russia's government passed laws after invading Ukraine that have made it a crime to spread what it considers "false information" about its armed forces or discredit them. One stand-up comic told Reuters that the most popular jokes now are their trade's timeless classics: sex, relationships, everyday things like going to get groceries.
They say comedians who rely on political jokes or big news topics usually leave the country. And that's exactly what Ilya Ovechkin and Ariana Lolaeva did.
Ariana Lolaeva: "I’ve unleashed myself. I’ve allowed myself a few more liberties on the stage, like calling Putin 'a stinker.' What's the purpose? To laugh at him, in order to shake him off the pedestal of some unattainable, important, and scary person and make him look funny."
Ilya Ovechkin: "You can be punished not just for politics, but simply for anything at all. For example, you'll be performing and there'll be some guy in the audience who just returned from the war and lost his marbles. And he interferes with the performance, shouts out. You often get that from those people."
"And you get into some kind of discussion with him, you try to make a joke from the stage and have a laugh, so he calms down. And this can trigger him and cause problems for you. You can get punched in the face without telling a single political joke."
Many Russians have left for Georgia since the start of the war. Lolaeva was fined in Russia last year for "discrediting" the army in a social media post. She and Ovechkin are now co-founders of a group of comedians that left, called Comigration. She says any joke about Putin boosts laughs by about 70%.